Girl walks in with two worksheets due yesterday. (She wasn't in class due to a concert, came later to take quizzes based on those worksheets.)
"Can you help me with this? I can't find how to do it anywhere." (Rational functions... I'm pretty sure they're right in our book/notes where they were last quarter.)
Me: "How do you find holes?"
Her: "Is that where the bottom equals zero?"
Me: "No. Go look it up."
Her: "Ok. Oh, and here's my other worksheet. I wouldn't be able to re-do that quiz, would I?"
Is it 2:15 yet? I need these kids to go away.